straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013
"Don’t you think he’s attractive?"
"I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into guys."
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU OKAY.
It’s like straight dudes can only give a compliment when they expect sex out of it or something OH WAIT.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.